Geri Halliwell was finally going to buy the thing she and the Spice Girls really really really want - a Zigazig-Ah.

Barclays quadrupled the budget to make it happen. The testing results were off the charts. My advertising dreams were about to come true.

But then Geri pulled out for personal reasons.

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linkedin endorsements

Weetabix gives you the power to become a corporate titan capable of carrying the workload of 40 men while giving them all sports massages.

So we were going to give people official LinkedIn endorsements in that vein, written by the CEO of Weetabix himself.

But then he got stage fright.